Tod Maffin To Investors & Shareholders: ' Give us $2 million on our terms or we quit'.

"MindfulEye anticipates that it will be required to raise $2,000,000 to meet its
anticipated cash requirements for planned expansion of the Company's operations,
marketing, and technology development during the ensuing six months. As of
September 30, 2001, MindfulEye did not have arrangements for financing, but is
currently actively working toward finalizing plans for future financing. There
can be no assurance that we will be successful in acquiring sufficient financing
to fund our plan of operation on terms acceptable to MindfulEye, if at all. Any
inability to obtain additional financing, as needed, will have a material
adverse effect on the Company, requiring the Company to significantly curtail or
possibly cease its operations. In addition, any additional equity financing may
involve substantial dilution to the interests of the Company's then existing
shareholders."

~SEC document

That Would Be Of The "500 Most Worthless Websites On The Internet"

~excerpt from Tod Maffin introduction written by Tod Maffin




Monetarily speaking.
That, of course, was Anglicans Online.

And you know what?
Those pesky, pointless Anglicans still are.

Email Is Dead? Really?

Two years later, the Futurist has more egg on his face than ever ...

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But Tod knows the meaning of the word "condescending", and how to put it into practice ...

I've never met Joe Clark, or even communicated with him, but his presence on the web has certainly had an impact on me.
Joe's all-too-rare contributions are a lifeboat in a sea of juvenile delinquents and nitwits.

Here, Tod misses completely Joe's generous offer of help, and naturally sees only an affront to his technical wizardry, which must be defended vigorously.
And taking a swipe right back at Joe while doing so, is only fair play.

It's a good example of Tod following his own paternalistic advice to "play nice'.

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Let us all continue to vitiate the hype that's attached to Tod Maffin.

(Look it up, Tod)

Podcasting ... To Yourself

I believe that eminence grise is French for Big Mac.
Or Marshall Mathers Greatest Hits.

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Michelle has now turned her iPod into a voice recorder.
But she's still a long ways from annoying all her old classmates with a Podcast.

How long before he claims he's a podcast pioneer ... ?

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You mean like the way the CBC lends credibility to Tod Maffin's bullshit/businesses.

THE AGE OF REVIEW BLOGS as told to Will Durant by Tod Maffin

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... and Tod now provides an example, by reviewing the business and services of SCOOZIS, and hey! ... his own!
And I'm into it too, by reviewing Tod Maffin.

You May Have Overlooked Something, Tod

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Wasn't the point of getting satellite radio that it was commercial-free?

I ... am ... going ... to ... puke

So
what's
in
your
future,
Tod?

Tod's Representative On Earth

The great LAVIN AGENCY seems to have the CBC celebs market pretty well sewn up.
Speakers-wise.

Want Rick Mercer at your Bat Mitzvah? Call us.

Here's is Tod's self-selling job as posted August 29, 2007 ...





But it seems a little out of date ...





The Future File idea didn't seem to have a very long shelf-life.

But it hardly matters if people reading this are too lazy to check that out for themselves.

And The Lavin Agency is probably too busy with Shaun Majumder to correct and update neglected Tod's page.

TOD MAFFIN: "you are not a well-respected ..."

I really loved the droll humour of this person's web logo and title. First rate fun!

But we're here to talk about Tod Maffin.



As we look for the internet artifacts that reveal the man, the petty, self-important man and his brainiac thoughts and allusions to being a FUTURIST - or as Neil Gorman would say, a FUCKING FUTURIST - we find many examples of the ego-trip that is Tod Maffin.




In this clip, Tod is already barking in his snide arrogant manner at something or other ...




I especially enjoyed "to present them with a personalized view of the world.".
I think it's called looking at your iPod playlist.
Mind you, this quote is from 2005. Tod was way ahead of his time.
iPods were in full bloom that year, and so was the jargon surrounding it.


These words, as is often the case when Tod Maffin presents his vision of the world, appear to come from a mind that views tomorrow's society as visualized in the movie Brazil.

Very unpleasant and heartless.

Tod Maffin would fit right in.